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Looks like a great day south of J weather wise.
Damg J! I see gang green coming in from the north. You8 better keep that shit up there for another 12 hours!!!
Damg J! I see gang green coming in from the north. You8 better keep that shit up there for another 12 hours!!!
Seen a little doe moving N to S to the E of me 60 yards. She was looking for a place to lay down from the looks of it.
I really need to squirrel hunt this place! Holy moly!!!
I really need to squirrel hunt this place! Holy moly!!!
Yeah they were predicting 20-40% today.... Looked at the radar and thought it might pass just too the north of us.... Yeah.,,, not do lucky lol....
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Buckmaster
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My farts are bad today too! Chowed on Klay's chipotle jerky last night. My anus is paying the price today. So are my students!
Buckmaster
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While in the shower last night I was thinking about this problem and I think I may have come up with a solution.
Take a douche bottle and fill it half full with water. Fill the other half with scent a way body wash and shampoo. Screw on douche nozzle and shake vigorously. The foam created at the tip of the douche nozzle should act as a lubricant. Ram that thing up you arse and squeeze. Repeat until douche is empty. After that one thing is for sure. You butt hole is going to be hurting, or you won't smell any of your farts for a good week.
From the looks of that, I'd say you were doing more than just thinking about it....lol
No see my farts don't smell. I just knew it was a matter of time till the farting while on stand was going to come up. So I just tried to think it through for helping everyone else out that has smelly farts.
haha. Reminds of a few years ago. I was gun hunting and had about 6 does eating in front of me forever. I was on my little vinyl chair. Finally I said fugg it and ripped a loud nasty fart. Every one of those deer looked around at eachother like "was that you?"
Buckmaster
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Buckmaster
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I hunt over food plots quite a bit and over the years I've heard more than a couple deer farts.
Usually what comes in....has to come out....so they do the happy exchange of eating my clover in exchange for free fertilizer...and an occasional fart to go with it.