The TOO Live Hunt and Recap Thread: 2013 Edition

[brock ratcliff]

Cool deal Jesse and J! Today may be the day Jesse!

 

[cotty16]

Looks like a great day south of J weather wise.

Damg J! I see gang green coming in from the north. You8 better keep that shit up there for another 12 hours!!!

 

[bowhunter1023]

Seen a little doe moving N to S to the E of me 60 yards. She was looking for a place to lay down from the looks of it.

I really need to squirrel hunt this place! Holy moly!!!

 

["J"]

Looks like a great day south of J weather wise.

Damg J! I see gang green coming in from the north. You8 better keep that shit up there for another 12 hours!!!

Yeah they were predicting 20-40% today.... Looked at the radar and thought it might pass just too the north of us.... Yeah.,,, not do lucky lol....

 

[bowhunter1023]

My farts are awful today. My bibs are baked out already...

 

["J"]

Glad here's a ESE wind today Jesse!!!! lol

 

[brock ratcliff]

Smoke has it's limits, Jesse.

 

[5Cent]

Good luck Jesse, hopefully they stay up and moving today!

 

[Buckmaster]

My farts are awful today. My bibs are baked out already...

Reapply smoke when necessary.

 

[cotty16]

My farts are bad today too! Chowed on Klay's chipotle jerky last night. My anus is paying the price today. So are my students!

 

[Buckmaster]

So are my students!

Perfect crop dusting environment.

 

[cotty16]

I just blame it on them. "Whoever is dying in here better stop! Nate... open that window."

 

[Hoytmania]

My farts are awful today. My bibs are baked out already...

While in the shower last night I was thinking about this problem and I think I may have come up with a solution.

Take a douche bottle and fill it half full with water. Fill the other half with scent a way body wash and shampoo. Screw on douche nozzle and shake vigorously. The foam created at the tip of the douche nozzle should act as a lubricant. Ram that thing up you arse and squeeze. Repeat until douche is empty. After that one thing is for sure. You butt hole is going to be hurting, or you won't smell any of your farts for a good week.

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

While in the shower last night I was thinking about this problem

From the looks of that, I'd say you were doing more than just thinking about it....lol

 

[Hoytmania]

No see my farts don't smell. I just knew it was a matter of time till the farting while on stand was going to come up. So I just tried to think it through for helping everyone else out that has smelly farts.

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

Sureeeeeeeeee j/k

 

[Bigslam51]

I just blame it on them. "Whoever is dying in here better stop! Nate... open that window."

That's what I'd do!

 

[Redhunter1012]

haha. Reminds of a few years ago. I was gun hunting and had about 6 does eating in front of me forever. I was on my little vinyl chair. Finally I said fugg it and ripped a loud nasty fart. Every one of those deer looked around at eachother like "was that you?"

 

[Buckmaster]

While in the shower last night I was thinking about this problem and I think I may have come up with a solution.

Take a douche bottle and fill it half full with water. Fill the other half with scent a way body wash and shampoo. Screw on douche nozzle and shake vigorously. The foam created at the tip of the douche nozzle should act as a lubricant. Ram that thing up you arse and squeeze. Repeat until douche is empty. After that one thing is for sure. You butt hole is going to be hurting, or you won't smell any of your farts for a good week.

That's the 1940-1950's method for an enema.

 

[Buckmaster]

Every one of those deer looked around at eachother like "was that you?"

I hunt over food plots quite a bit and over the years I've heard more than a couple deer farts.
Usually what comes in....has to come out....so they do the happy exchange of eating my clover in exchange for free fertilizer...and an occasional fart to go with it.