To this day I could take you to the spot it happened. I couldn't even eat peanut butter for about a year.
Didn’t even take an hour to find , glad your still with usShit ain't funny
Maybe "that" shit ain't funny, but you wouldn't have shared the story to make us laugh if it wasn't funny. You bring a new meaning to self deprecating humor.Shit ain't funny
You should've bumped it for these guys.Didn’t even take an hour to find , glad your still with us![]()
He knows itHappy birthday! Reese will still bite you when you annoy her ass, literally![]()
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See the black panel? You gotta take that off to change the oil. Break-in period was over on the new mower and I wasn't real sure how to take it off.
Well, see the dog shit on the tire? When that panel "popped" off...it flicked a chunk of mother fucking dog shit IN my mother fucking mouth!
I went into full body convulsions in the yard for a while before crawling into the house to wash my face and teeth. As I laid in the yard surrounded in my own puke, not being able to breath, holding my balls from the pin of dry heaving, I seriously thought "isn't this a grand way to die". Front page of the tabloid for this guy.