To this day I could take you to the spot it happened. I couldn't even eat peanut butter for about a year.
Didn’t even take an hour to find , glad your still with usShit ain't funny
Maybe "that" shit ain't funny, but you wouldn't have shared the story to make us laugh if it wasn't funny. You bring a new meaning to self deprecating humor.Shit ain't funny
You should've bumped it for these guys.Didn’t even take an hour to find , glad your still with us
He knows itHappy birthday! Reese will still bite you when you annoy her ass, literally
See the black panel? You gotta take that off to change the oil. Break-in period was over on the new mower and I wasn't real sure how to take it off.
Well, see the dog shit on the tire? When that panel "popped" off...it flicked a chunk of mother fucking dog shit IN my mother fucking mouth!
I went into full body convulsions in the yard for a while before crawling into the house to wash my face and teeth. As I laid in the yard surrounded in my own puke, not being able to breath, holding my balls from the pin of dry heaving, I seriously thought "isn't this a grand way to die". Front page of the tabloid for this guy.