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Nawwwwwww.. There I was sitting on my couch minding my own.. Then some bar whore just kicked my door in, flashed me her tit, and slipped me the tongue. lmao
yeah.... Bar festivities.
huntn2
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I think alex has some of her tramp stamp.... Not sure about the rest. We were mostly standing around watching her stripper style dancing on a picnic table, ripping her shirt, and just generally being an attention whore. A while later she was sitting on the table top and dropped her phone between the bench and table. I was standing there and she asked me to "go down and get it" in a "seductive" voice as she spread her legs with her hands on her knees. Being the drunk i am... I did.. As i was raising back up i said fuck it and pinched her cooter.. not a quick pinch, but a grab hold and shake it pinch.. lmao She grabbed me by the front of my shirt rather roughly and slipped me the tongue. :smiley_blackeye:
Earlier she was messing around getting rough with one of her friends. He was playing around and grabbed her in a choke hold. Apparently it didn't take much as she went nighty night in about 2 seconds. :smiley_confused_vra He was like holy shit. I was just playing... I thought she was going to be majorly pissed... But I bet you'll never in a million years guess what the first thing she said after waking back up...
TripleA88
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"As i was raising back up i said fuck it and pinched her cooter.. not a quick pinch, but a grab hold and shake it pinch."
Classic right there my friends! Huck you taking notes?
Classic right there my friends! Huck you taking notes?
huntn2
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HHAHA!!! Sounds like you fuggers had a good time!
You are right Joe, don't know what she said when she came through...
Did I blackout...
Do that again...
I haven't had that happen since...
The last time I did that was some kinky dominatrix $hit...
You are right Joe, don't know what she said when she came through...
Did I blackout...
Do that again...
I haven't had that happen since...
The last time I did that was some kinky dominatrix $hit...
Cooter isn't terrible. Cooter used in conjunction with "bar whore" brings up a picture of "Cooter's Garage" from the Dukes of Hazzard and that just about ruins it. :smiley_crocodile:
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lmao. It's a classic. Grab it at the top with your thumb and middle knuckle on the index finger.. Like lipping a bass! Your knuckle hits the spot every time..
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Buckmaster
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Now I wonder, does the thumb get all tore up like it does when you have a good day fishin?
Well now that I think about it, I guess it could depending on how well maintained the landscaping is...